HAHAHAHAHA.
“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”
The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason
“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”
Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss
YES
‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’
Stuart: A Life Backwards
oh.
“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”
The Hobbit
I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.
“I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.”
Where the Red Fern Grows 0.o“I’ll make more sense in the morning, I promise.”
Kindred, by Octavia Butler
“Pennsylvania named David Wilmot had proposed that ‘neither slavery nor involuntary servitude’ be permitted in any new territory acquired in the war.”
that’s what I get for having a Civil War textbook closest to me.
“My generation
Has a siren song, it goes
‘He’s probably gay’.”
Hey it’s not my fault the book closest to me is Haiku for the Single Girl.
D:
(Source: loveclaire)
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About a year later, Cortes returned with a larger force, recaptured Tenochtitlan, and then destroyed it. - My history...
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“We slog back to the train in silence” Sounds right.
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“In car racing, a car must meet specific dimensions to enter a race” 0.0 HUH!?
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“‘He was the only wizard I could find,’ said the girl.” Um?
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“A variety of meat forks are available.”
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“the most important invention of the last 200 years”
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“This is where I have to convince everybody how in love I am with Peeta.” Peeta? That tribute from District 12? Not sure...
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Time “…Not freely moving but under...gravitational field.” YESSIR, MR. HAWKING, SIR!
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“they warn you of potential hazards that could cause serious injury” (my car’s manual) lol sounds interesting
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“Could this condition have been caused by the mushrooms?” ._.
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“But the excuses can’t go on forever.” what does that mean? lol
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“Spit it out right now!” I physically cannot. Thank you, To Kill a Mockingbird.
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“Vogon poetry is...universe.” wat
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“others say: those parts are none too well known” You think you’re reallll fuckin’ clever don’t you, book?
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“Mine-is-better is undoubtedly as old as human kind.”
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dangerousse said:
Jealous. Mine is “Sex is perhaps like culture- a luxury that only becomes an art after generation of leisurely acceptance.” Okay, I guess.
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Techically, you need a special pass signed by your parents and the administration to leave campus during the school...
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Fahrenheit 451- “Let’s do it!” hahahahahhaha. this is hilarious!
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“She realized - as so many women have before in such circumstances — that this new liaison was of a different order...
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“Robbie regarded her. “It’s perfect because you’re here.” - Too Far by Rich Shapero Actually adorable!
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Others in his position went to france or america or britain. lolwut O_o
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“I spilled over onto the next page before I was finished writing down the facts and observations about Monica.” -Storm...
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music and psychoanalysis: meetings and disagreements with object a …(love it xd)
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“Mind blank and body frozen, Frankie watched her father run toward her.” huh
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“The talk did not die down in nine or even ninety-nine days.” Must be either really good or really bad.
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“Soft kindness all my powers did move And reason lay dissolved in love.” A Ramble in St James’ Park - John Wilmot Well....
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“am i wanted?’ I asked. “are you up?” he replied. lol okay?
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“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.” ..Hm. Sounds…promising. xP
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He sighed in pleasure, the fact that he finally got in was what he was waiting for. ………..Ohmygod.
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“He let out a weak sigh - he was safe, at least for now.” (translation from Finnish lmao) okay then
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I passed by the gym. ….the Compound Wth
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Peeta’s a baker’s son.
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