HAHAHAHAHA.
“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”
The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason
“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”
Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss
YES
‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’
Stuart: A Life Backwards
oh.
“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”
The Hobbit
I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.
“I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.”
Where the Red Fern Grows 0.o“I’ll make more sense in the morning, I promise.”
Kindred, by Octavia Butler
“Pennsylvania named David Wilmot had proposed that ‘neither slavery nor involuntary servitude’ be permitted in any new territory acquired in the war.”
that’s what I get for having a Civil War textbook closest to me.
“My generation
Has a siren song, it goes
‘He’s probably gay’.”
Hey it’s not my fault the book closest to me is Haiku for the Single Girl.
D:
(Source: loveclaire)
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just picked up “Wayside School is Falling Down.” The first sentence? “But even...Joy...
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word/definition is “Anglophilia: unusual admiration or partiality for England, English ways, or things English.” OMFG...
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“A product of the mid-nineteenth century, these weapons are often regarded as obsolete. “ Dafuq?! Im gunna be lonely...
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the book i picked up does...have 45 pages. so my sex like does not exist!
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“During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without...
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“And prompt me, plain...holy innocence!” Son of...lot...
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ravenclawumbrella reblogged this from nicolieannie and added:
-Salut Jean-Luc, a dit Anne. Which translates to, Hello Jean-Luc, said Anne. Freaking French books.
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^That one. But considering I have both TFiOS and LFA next to each other, I’ll go for: “Funny,” she said. “You weren’t...
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usakoneko reblogged this from the-book-blog and added:
“My mother’s face floods with relief.” - Catching Fire … shit. I’m going to get pregnant… XDDDDDDDDDD
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Looking for distress and drowning oh star guard.
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“Our home is our castle, and you’ll want to make sure your room looks like a wizard lices there.”
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fault, the way he turned out.”
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“I had no plan.” - The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien. That’s lovely.
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common room, and the nearest book is Tiana’s Cookbook: Recipes for Kids. Page 45 doesn’t have any text. It’s just
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“The commissions of the Burgundy court were the prelude to the birth of Flemish ‘realism’.” -One Thousand years of...
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“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching at...
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Guitterez passed out. well….
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Highest Death Toll from a Tsunami. Damn you GWR2011.
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“Cover the tracks and set her feet on new ground.”
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Britain’s critical battle for survival began in the earnest just 18 days after the fall of france. the world at arms
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show about selfish boasting.”
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right get outt…...“His penis is never happier than when it’s sliding inside you as deeply...
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irnottomm reblogged this from emmaareid and added:
“i don’t know what has come over you, Gandalf” he said. hahahahahahahaha
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‘Not right now, we’re not,’ said Ralph, his voice tingled with regret. ‘Not right now.’ Sounds about right… hahaa
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“We slog back to the train in silence.”
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Find f’(x) at x = 2 if f(x) = ((x+4)(x-8)/(x=6)(x-6)) accurate.
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“How now, brown cow?” (Not even joking, hahahah omg)
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“It was all completely artificial” Life, the Universe and Everything. aww Douglas Adams has spoken..
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“It is said that the climate here is very good for the health.”
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“It never occurred to the Social Democrats to limit the movement they had thus captured to its original task.” Mein...
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“If you don’t hold my hand a car will hit you and kill you” - Sounds about right
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