One Among the Fence.

Hi, my name is Fran, welcome to my online diary. And by diary I mean that thing in my handbag that I shove as much useless crap into as possible that I will never look at again, and make notes in that I won't live my life by. I fail at diarising apparently. Enjoy!
holymotherofrowling:

locksandglasses:

girl-eats-pie:

vainerbuckle:

captain-jamie-kirk:

waxpapereyes:

dykefm:

HAHAHAHAHA.
“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”
The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason

“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”
Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss
YES

‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’
Stuart: A Life Backwards
oh.

“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”
The Hobbit
I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.

“I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.”Where the Red Fern Grows 0.o 

“I’ll make more sense in the morning, I promise.”
Kindred, by Octavia Butler

“Pennsylvania named David Wilmot had proposed that ‘neither slavery nor involuntary servitude’ be permitted in any new territory acquired in the war.”
that’s what I get for having a Civil War textbook closest to me.

“My generation
Has a siren song, it goes
‘He’s probably gay’.”
Hey it’s not my fault the book closest to me is Haiku for the Single Girl.
D:

holymotherofrowling:

locksandglasses:

girl-eats-pie:

vainerbuckle:

captain-jamie-kirk:

waxpapereyes:

dykefm:

HAHAHAHAHA.

“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”

The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason

“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”

Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss

YES

‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’

Stuart: A Life Backwards

oh.

“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”

The Hobbit

I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.

“I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.”
Where the Red Fern Grows 0.o 

“I’ll make more sense in the morning, I promise.”

Kindred, by Octavia Butler

“Pennsylvania named David Wilmot had proposed that ‘neither slavery nor involuntary servitude’ be permitted in any new territory acquired in the war.”

that’s what I get for having a Civil War textbook closest to me.

“My generation

Has a siren song, it goes

‘He’s probably gay’.”

Hey it’s not my fault the book closest to me is Haiku for the Single Girl.

D:

(Source: loveclaire)

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