February 2011
150 posts
Honest food preparation instructions
lumos-maxima:
very good things
delacroix:
So, I’m super late with this because I’ve been really preoccupied with smiling so much my face hurts. Also, I love that so many of you have joined me in posting these lists. Let’s do this:
Enver said his first word! “Mum”
All day conversations with Eth
Excavation anticipation at work
Inexpensive drysuit repairs
Travel hacking
The Ultra-Condensed Classic Books
Deep dish...
When "clients" of the hospital scream at me...
In my head I’m all like
And then
But really I was all like
January 2011
138 posts
“The ones who don’t do anything are always the ones who try to put you down,
and...”
– Henry Rollins, Shine (via sliceofdan)
A grammar lesson (regarding parentheses).
memily:
Parentheses (( )), also called round brackets, always occur in pairs. They have one major use and one or two minor uses.
Most commonly, a pair of parentheses is used to set off a strong or weak interruption, rather like a pair of dashes or a pair of bracketing commas. In the case of a strong interruption, very often it is possible to use either dashes or parentheses:
The destruction of...
“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ...”
– Russell Crowe (via 117elevenseven)
You’re damn right. Except for the HUGE FUCKING CYCLONE about to take us out!
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"The Creep" GIF Collection
spiritguide:
cgk:
NIRVANA
I want to go on a date.
willowphoto:
overboredandoverboard:
Like a real, get dressed up, go out to dinner, maybe to a movie, with a really cute boy date. Seriously. That would be amazing.
Me too! That would be nice :) I’m out of practice too.
I’ve basically never done that, how cool would it be! Aww that’d be tops.
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OH MY GOD
comeshiningthrough:
OH MY GOD
I can’t even
what is this!?
THIS BOOK I SWEAR IT WILL BE THE END OF ME I WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE AND
Dear Mr. George R. R. Martin,
STOP KILLING EVERYONE!
sincerely,
me.
Ohhh.. yeah he’ll do that, depending on where you’re up to, get used to it!
You have no idea how hard I just laughed.
rootofginger:
You are a really bad person, and not in the kind of cute, sassy way.
Get the fuck out of my head, Josh Pyke.
A Song Written Entirely About Fran’s Future Love Life Covers Get Thrown - Josh Pyke
If you’re to believe in the things that I say You should know I speak up, even when I’m afraid ‘Cause it scares me more to think you wouldn’t know how I feel When those covers get thrown
And I kick them off in the night when we’re sleeping So we wake from our warm dreams to...
I thought I wanted to listen to Les Miserables
But then my brain was all like “hey Fran, pretty sure you’re at work doing rosters and you should put on something more upbeat so you don’t feel the need to seek out a load-bearing beam”.
And I was all like
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My dad is such a Queenslander.
Yesterday
Me: Hey dad, see they reckon Cyclone Anthony’s going to reform off the coast?
Dad: True?! Great, I’m off for a surf!
I let him borrow my 4WD so he could get reeeeal close to the dangerous bit of Farnborough Beach. Yep.
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Dear Plus-size clothing manufacturers- please stop...
definatalie:
CC: CITY CHIC
NO I WILL NOT BUY A SHRUG OR BOLERO WITH A STRAPLESS DRESS JUST BECAUSE THAT’S YOUR SLIMY SCHTICK TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
I’m a huge City Chic apologist but I must say I totally agree with this. $69.95 for what is essentially an accessory because it a) does not keep one warm and b) cannot be worn by itself? Give me a break you shameless moneygrabbers :(
A conversation via text with one-a-mah besties.
Me: That part of Hot Rod with the John Farnham part is on.
Mem: Holy crap I love that bit I LOVE IT. I LOVE THE JOHN FARNHAM.
Me: I had forgotten about it and am rewatching the movie because of your reblog and NOW I AM DYING.
Mem: I *AM* THE VOICE, JOHN FARNHAM! I’LL DO MY BEST TO ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAND IT
Me: MAKE A NOISE BUT MAKE SURE IT IS EASILY RECOGNISABLE
Mem: I HAD CONSIDERED...