December 2009
2 posts
Things that make me lol (that wouldn't have made...
When I was nearly-11, my parents got divorced and around a year later mum wanted to move us to Brisbane. Court ensued and the judge requested (through our solicitor) that my brother and I each write a letter to the court to be read out in session. I couldn’t think of a worse thing to be asked as an 11 year old so I wrote “How dare you make me choose, eat my shorts*”. ...
